Mobius wrote: On the average, hosts are decent people with a sense of responsibility and humility, but as per Gabriel's Greater Internet Fuckwad theory, normal person + anonymity + audience = total fuckwad. This thing should be right up there with Gupka's Law, Becker's Theorem and Murphy's Law.

Tiberath says: I'm tempted to actually make editing the style sheet possible from the admin panel
Tiberath says: How does that grab you?
Mobius says: Like a hooker giving me a hand job

Mobius says: I totally owned on the imperial system today
Tiberath says: ?
Mobius says: Josh has a yard stick and I have a meter stick
Mobius says: And we were sitting a little more than three feet apart
Mobius says: He tried to poke me with the yard stick and couldn't reach
Mobius says: And I stabbed him with my meter stick =D
Tiberath says: rofl
Mobius says: Score one for metric!

Kakashi shouts: ONE DAY
Kakashi shouts: I WILL MAKE MY RETUERN TO IU
{Clairvoyant}Poison-kun shouts: CAPS LOCK MAKES YOU LOOK MORE SMARTER

Tiberath says: *uploads moduel communication_203c*
Tiberath says: Execute ~mobius_communicate
Mobius says: I am currently idle.

Tiberath Mrowls: I could hear you listening

(Comic Guy)Savaril shouts: My speaker is wierd
(Comic Guy)Savaril shouts: It just like made a sound

Kael says: Does MoLaD phail?
Kael consults the omniscient Eight Ball, and its' reply is: Yes, definitely.
{Epidemic!}Poison-kun infects: Pwn't.
Yami no Yugi says: I already said I did.
Yami no Yugi says: >:(

Kael says: *slap*
Light Yagami: *slap*
SPAM SENTINEL: Kael(Eternal_Dread) has exceeded the alotted spam score and has been auto-muted.

Artorius of the village hidden in the Internet says: damn it
Artorius of the village hidden in the Internet says: we are never gonna get rich
Shiraku Angelein says: I know.
Artorius of the village hidden in the Internet says: trade you my newspaper blanket for your rum
Shiraku Angelein says: Psh. You keep your newspaper blanket, I have a box.

(Admin)Tiberath shouts: How ironic <.<
(Admin)Tiberath shouts: Frosts server froze.

Jedi Master Tiberath: TIBBY BACK!
Shinigami Daijo Mobiusu: orly
Jedi Master Tiberath: Yes!
Jedi Master Tiberath: With a 2gb download limit!
Jedi Master Tiberath: And Eftel connacton
Jedi Master Tiberath: And a Router that can forward multiple ports!
Shinigami Daijo Mobiusu: Awesome
Jedi Master Tiberath: How is Mobby?
Shinigami Daijo Mobiusu: Bored
Jedi Master Tiberath: It's blistering hot here =(
Jedi Master Tiberath: So what has Mobby done all week?
Shinigami Daijo Mobiusu: Been bored
Jedi Master Tiberath: Sounds like fun.
Jedi Master Tiberath: How's school?
Shinigami Daijo Mobiusu: Boring
Jedi Master Tiberath: What is the letter that comes after B <.<
Shinigami Daijo Mobiusu: Couldn't tell you
Jedi Master Tiberath: Yay!
Jedi Master Tiberath: You said a word that doesn't start with B <.<
Shinigami Daijo Mobiusu: Did I?
Jedi Master Tiberath: Indeed
Shinigami Daijo Mobiusu: Either way, I've ben bored out of my mind.
Jedi Master Tiberath: Fucking bored even?
Shinigami Daijo Mobiusu: For weeks now.
Jedi Master Tiberath: Good god, how did you stand it?
Shinigami Daijo Mobiusu: How should I know?
Shinigami Daijo Mobiusu: I've just been going to college and going to sleep.
Jedi Master Tiberath: Just that?
Shinigami Daijo Mobiusu: Kinda.
Shinigami Daijo Mobiusu: Left Friday to get drunk and won money at the casino
Jedi Master Tiberath: Money? Lots of money?
Shinigami Daijo Mobiusu: Nah, I won back what I took and an extra $40
Jedi Master Tiberath: Only an extra $40.00?
Shinigami Daijo Mobiusu: Precisely. Not much, but I'll take it.
Shinigami Daijo Mobiusu: Quite an experience though. Drunk Friday and winning at the casino Saturday.
Jedi Master Tiberath: Rightly so, I imagine it was fun. I've never been to a casino.
Jedi Master Tiberath: Should I go?
Shinigami Daijo Mobiusu: Trips to the casino should be carefully considered.
Shinigami Daijo Mobiusu: Unless you have the money to waste, you shouldn't go to one.
Shinigami Daijo Mobiusu: Verily, casinos are in business to make money, not pay it out.
Jedi Master Tiberath: Woah, I'd probably get addicted
Shinigami Daijo Mobiusu: Xenophobes are regulars at casinos, so you might get scared away first.
Jedi Master Tiberath: You sure about that? I'm not easilly scared you know =P
Shinigami Daijo Mobiusu: Zomg.
Jedi Master Tiberath: Ahahahahaha!
Jedi Master Tiberath: Brilliant final letter =D
Shinigami Daijo Mobiusu: Confucius'd =P
Jedi Master Tiberath: Do you think we'll end up doing it again?

Shu Hu Yang shouts: If you want awesome Naruto, DBZ, or Bleach icons click here: Iu:harakiri
CloudheartA(Cloudheart) has logged out.
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Jon_nammer(Jon_nammer) has logged out.
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Jordan (Kazuma)(Jordan11) has logged out.

Artorius of the village hidden in the Internet says: whats on the internet, stays on the internet
Shiraku Angelein says: Tubgirl didn't stay on the internet.
Shiraku Angelein says: It went all over my good shirt and the floor.
Shiraku Angelein says: And smelled bad for a week.

Mobius says: Cause like everyone's all "yay tibby <3" and I'm just kinda over her doing whatever

(King)Arthur shouts: The world is fucked up when the news head line is "Irani terrorist bombs a down town Double Decker, but first Skippy the Water-skiing Squirel!"

Artorius: im putting my clothes back on
Artorius: i look like a gay gimp
Omega telepathically states: Lol.
Omega telepathically states: Yeah.
Omega telepathically states: You do.
Omega telepathically states: Gay Gimp
Artorius: imma sell these for as much as i can
Omega telepathically states: GAY GIMP OLZOL
Omega telepathically states: Give'em to me.
Artorius: 5000 sounds good >_>
Artorius: fuck that
Artorius: im selling them
Omega telepathically states: For 4,500.
Artorius: 4900
Omega telepathically states: 4,500.
Artorius: 4900
Omega telepathically states: 4,500.
Artorius: 4901
Omega telepathically states: 4,499.
Artorius: 5000
Omega telepathically states: 4,000.
Artorius: your mother
Omega telepathically states: Your sister.
Artorius: shes 9
Omega telepathically states: Good.
Artorius: pedo
Omega telepathically states: Your brother's girlfriend.
Artorius: SOLD
Omega telepathically states: Alright, I'll gi-
Omega telepathically states: WAIT.
Omega telepathically states: WHAT?
Omega telepathically states: <_<;

Reno Covault says: Yeah, okay. >_>
Reno Covault says: I WATCHED A DICKGIRL HENTAI FOR THE PLOT.

Atomic Cocoa drawls: You never went on it
Artorius: mob used it liek twice
Atomic Cocoa drawls: So I deleted you
Artorius: idc
Artorius: gtfo
Snowfox says: Now now kids.
Snowfox says: Don't make me turn this car around.
Atomic Cocoa drawls: And when did we happen to be in a car?
Pengy says: We're in IU, which is the meaning of life
Pengy says: And life is a highway
Pengy says: And we're gonna ride it all night long
Atomic Cocoa drawls: xD

Waffle of Knowledge shouts: i am the waffle of knowledge
Waffle of Knowledge shouts: ask me any question and i will answer
SPAM SENTINEL: Waffle of Knowledge(Chasesin) has exceeded the alotted spam score and has been auto-muted.

(Koishii) Neko-Mobiusu mews: What are you watching?
Cognac something creative: Man On Fire.
(Koishii) Neko-Mobiusu mews: Ah.
(Koishii) Neko-Mobiusu mews: I saw that some time ago.
(Koishii) Neko-Mobiusu mews: Cool movie.
Cognac something creative: I keep trying to watch it, but I always get distracted and end up talking to a cat wearing an airforce hat.
(Koishii) Neko-Mobiusu mews: =D
Cognac something creative: It probably isn't that good if it can't hold my attention.
Frost says softly: Normally I'd tell you to lay off the drugs.
Frost says softly: ...but for some reason that's not so odd.
Cognac something creative: Lmao.

Tiberath is now AFK.
Artorius was set auto-AFK.
Faded was set auto-AFK.
Atomic Cocoa was set auto-AFK.
Tiberath is back from AFK.
(Admin)Tiberath Mrowls: I was doing it before it was cool!

Mobuzo the ninja: Is Shira's eightball evil?
Mobuzo the ninja consults the omniscient Eight Ball, and its' reply is: Don't count on it.
Mephiles The Dark predetermines: What about mine?
Mobuzo the ninja consults the omniscient Eight Ball, and its' reply is: Don't count on it.
Leon Wolfe speaks: ARE YOU A LYING BASTARD!?
Leon Wolfe consults the omniscient Eight Ball, and its' reply is: Outlook good.
Nakakumuro audioizes: XD!
Leon Wolfe speaks: That a yes or a no?
Leon Wolfe consults the omniscient Eight Ball, and its' reply is: Better not tell you now.
Leon Wolfe speaks: <_<
Mobuzo the ninja: So Shira's eightball is just a big fat liar but not evil?
Mobuzo the ninja consults the omniscient Eight Ball, and its' reply is: Don't count on it.
Mobuzo the ninja: CAN YOU GIVE ANY OTHER REPLY
Mobuzo the ninja consults the omniscient Eight Ball, and its' reply is: No.
Mobuzo the ninja: >_>
Mobuzo the ninja: Smartass eightball

Kyushu no Ryoma Uesugi shouts: Your intelgience is 0.

ArchAdam says: Yeah
ArchAdam says: The worst i've seen is
Huntinman says: ;lol
ArchAdam says: A guy i knew took pills for depression
Mobuzo the ninja was set auto-AFK.
ArchAdam says: That had side effects of lowering motor skills
ArchAdam says: And it was a side effect alright
Huntinman says: did he wreck
ArchAdam says: ...

Nomansland shouts: so is there any one here that can rip icons good at all???
(Phreaktard)Katoneko shouts: Carrot.
(Phreaktard)Katoneko shouts: The Candy Man can o.o
(Phreaktard)Katoneko shouts: I hear he mixes it with love and make the world taste good
Nomansland shouts: is he on

Shira The Hedgehog shouts: Zkid. The only shortcuts that kick you out are iu:harakiri and iu:logout. The others are shortcuts to send you to different areas, or to open up webpages.
Zkid shouts: surree they can change names dumb@ss
iu:store has booted Zkid.

Diranrock shouts: does any1 have a chibie icon????
Klaius shouts: What's a chibie icon?
Klaius shouts: What's any1?
Shinigami Mobiusu shouts: I think that's the politically correct term for midgets
Shinigami Mobiusu shouts: They're chibis =D
Klaius shouts: XD
Apollyon shouts: xD

Shinigami Mobiusu: Eightball, what do you think about the President's policy on Iraq?
Shinigami Mobiusu consults the omniscient Eight Ball, and its' reply is: Don't count on it.
(Whoosh)Jean-san: Lawl.
(Phreaktard)Katoneko merowrs: XD
Shinigami Mobiusu: ROFL
Shinigami Mobiusu: I like this eightball =D

Joseph shouts: -_-
Joseph shouts: Lolzor your not funny
Joseph shouts: Your just a sad ass
Artorius shouts: hes eeyore?

Faded says: Wtf, Mobius.
Shinigami Mobiusu: wtf wot
Shinigami Mobiusu: wtf hoo
Shinigami Mobiusu: wtf wokka wokka slim shady

(Whoosh)Jean-san shouts: ...
(Whoosh)Jean-san shouts: Are you telling me you ripped IU's chairs?
Sasuke(Not a loser) has logged in.
Habuza is back from AFK.
Shadow shouts: who is IU

Shadow shouts: where get paintball marker
(Phreaktard)Katoneko shouts: *Where do I get a
Pengy shouts: iu:store
Pengy shouts: Talk to the soldier guy.
Zkid shouts: NOBODY CLICK THAT
Zkid shouts: IT KICKS YOU OUT

Zenigwolf: There's alot of movies with unreal stuff coming to life.
Zenigwolf: <_<
Mobius Evalon: Yeah.
Mobius Evalon: It's a good plot.
Zenigwolf: Pinnochio or whatever.
Zenigwolf: >_>
Mobius Evalon: Pinnochio was gay.
Mobius Evalon: And so was uh
Mobius Evalon: Whatever the fuck his name was
Mobius Evalon: Gestapo
Mobius Evalon: >_>

Artorius: BUT SERSIOUSLY im curios about this
Artorius: what porn do you prefer
Artorius: to everyone here
Shadowknigt casts: Hmm
Artorius: k ill start it off
Artorius: PETITE >_>
Shinigami Mobiusu: o_O
Shadowknigt casts: wiki:petite
Shinigami Mobiusu: AKA Loli
Artorius: ..
Shinigami Mobiusu: >_>
Artorius: no
Shinigami Mobiusu: LOLI
Shinigami Mobiusu: PEDO
Shinigami Mobiusu: PEDOLOLI
Artorius: lol ok ill fidn you a picture of what i mean
Shadowknigt casts: Hentai <3
Artorius: ARGH ITS ALL CHILDREN

Jedi Master Tiberath says: MOBBY!
Mobius says: TIBBY!
Jedi Master Tiberath says: How are you?
Mobius says: Drunk =)
Jedi Master Tiberath says: Hungover =(

Jay Schwing shouts: I'm the shy type; therefore, I have trouble taking certain steps, socially speaking.
Jay Schwing shouts: <_<
(Artificial Intelligence)Savaril shouts: Im the shy-ish type too
(Artificial Intelligence)Savaril shouts: >.>
Death shouts: Not with me, though. Right J?
Heretic_Christ.exe shouts: Hey, I'm right there with you, Llama.
(Artificial Intelligence)Savaril shouts: And I got laid
Super ginger kid shouts: me too
(Artificial Intelligence)Savaril shouts: And your probably older than me.
Heretic_Christ.exe shouts: But thankfully I have a love affair that likes to be.... let's say... dominant. ^^;
(Artificial Intelligence)Savaril shouts: if your shy AND fairly ugly then that must be pretty suckage.
Artorius shouts: plus if you dont feed your girlfriend they die or run away like tamagotchies

Artorius: the only manga i read is doujins
Rei (Wandering AI) says: i know about mangas :P
Tupac0 says: shut up articard ur annoying
(Chibi-kun)Death speaks: IE: All.
Rei (Wandering AI) says: its iu
Artorius: articard wtf
Rei (Wandering AI) says: not ie

katari dungeon masters: i always wanted to masturbate with glowsticks

Artorius of the village hidden in the Internet says: i did my cat >_>
Artorius of the village hidden in the Internet says: again
Shiraku Angelein says: .. You what?
Shiraku Angelein says: Wait, wait.
Artorius of the village hidden in the Internet says: ...
Artorius of the village hidden in the Internet says: ERRR
Shiraku Angelein says: You've done it before?
Artorius of the village hidden in the Internet says: took a picture of her
Shiraku Angelein says: Oh.

Alucard Tepes shouts: And you don't capitalize every word in a sentence, 5th grader. <_<
Naruto shouts: Im In 6th Dumb Fuck

Sekelkin shouts: Hey mobbith
(Mod Speak)Zenigwolf: i wonder why this guy hasn't disappeared from the net yet
(Mod Speak)Zenigwolf: <__<
Sekelkin shouts: IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN
(Mod Speak)Mobuzo the ninja: I think he's like a Jehova's witness
(Mod Speak)Mobuzo the ninja: If you ignore him he goes away after a while
(Mod Speak)Zenigwolf: my ass.
(Mod Speak)Zenigwolf: <_< he still comes back.
(Mod Speak)Mobuzo the ninja: So do Jehova's Witnesses

Daniel says: Hey, have you ever noticed how Byond is full of preteen Naruto fanboys?
Tiberath says: Yeah <.<
Tiberath says: Kinda hard not too.
Tiberath says: I personally thought Naruto was bad.
Daniel says: I have never watched it.
Daniel says: Ignorance in this scenario, is bliss.
Tiberath says: Indeed >.>
Daniel says: What's got more bugs than an Ant's nest?
Tiberath says: Icon Chatterz?

Artorius: I am the ghost of Christmas past
Artorius: ooooooo
Artorius: repent your sins and get presents

(Admin)Tiberath says: After we got in and stripped off, she was on me like I was some kind of fun lollypop.
(Admin)Tiberath says: Because her and I share a bed <.<
Artorius: >_>
(Mod)Saisei-Hiokojin warks: :P
(Admin)Tiberath says: Damn near every night.
Artorius: this is a bit inapropriate but all i can think of is Tom jones - sex bomb
(Mod)Saisei-Hiokojin warks: lol
(Admin)Tiberath says: ROFL!

Mobius says: Blarg
Mobius says: I just made eggs on hard difficulty

Artorius: i was gonna get that [spam]
Artorius: fagget
Artorius: speaking of which
Artorius: temp pls
Mobuzo the ninja: I'm faster than you are.
Artorius: host powers sux
Mobuzo the ninja: And I have cooler shit to use. >_>
Mobuzo the ninja has granted Artorius temporary moderator status.
Artorius: ty god
Mobuzo the ninja: You're welcome, my child.

[11:58.39 PM] Mobius Evalon ish 21 today: That's how you know you're in hell.
[11:58.45 PM] Mobius Evalon ish 21 today: You die and you're on snake way.

[11:50.09 PM]Broken Development shouts: does anyone have any magic icons?
[11:50.40 PM]Mobuzo the ninja: I used to have a magic icon
[11:50.56 PM]Mobuzo the ninja: It was a blank file and all I had to do was think of what I wanted it to be
[11:50.02 PM]Mobuzo the ninja: And it changed itself into what I was thinking of.
[11:50.11 PM]Broken Development shouts: ...
[11:52.22 PM]Broken Development(Broken Development) has logged out.

Artorius: im not a massive final fantasy fan
(Mod)J-San says: I'm not either and I knew that.
Artorius: the only one i have played is x2
(Admin)Tiberath Mrowls: Or a massive roman numerials fan <.<
Artorius: stfu
(Mod)J-San says: Lmfao.