{Dreaded Heroes Recruiter} Koutai shouts: did somebody clear the server?
Coolman1250 shouts: host
{Dreaded Heroes Recruiter} Koutai shouts: noo... i am the host
Coolman1250 shouts: oh lol
Jrx shouts: hey who its hoster?
Ryu shouts: HOST
Jrx shouts: i get message from host O_O
{Dreaded Heroes Recruiter} Koutai shouts: i am the host
Jrx shouts: you?
Ryu shouts: COOL
Lieu shouts: me 2
Sasori shouts: who is host?
Ryu shouts: lol
Jrx shouts: Lol who its the host
Ryu shouts: {Dreaded Heroes Recruiter} Koutai
{Dreaded Heroes Recruiter} Koutai shouts: exactly
Ryu shouts: cool

Kat says: heres one for you
Kat says: if we were married
Kat says: would you treat me as a slave?
Artorius says: no
Kat says: aww
Kat says: <33
Kat says: made my day =3
Artorius says: a dead person cant do anything >_>

bluewolf shouts: yea im married
Mike shouts: Internet relationships never work out.
Mike shouts: I laugh at your internet marriage.
bluewolf shouts: wateva ur just jealous
Bootleg shouts: ^^ lol
bluewolf shouts: i got 2 her be4 u
Vash has married Ayomie Uchiha!
Mike shouts: Jealous?
Mike shouts: Of what?
bluewolf shouts: wtf u bitch u cheatin on me
Vash shouts: thats how great your realtionship is

{Heretic} Zane shouts: arti if you want to be unmuted just say somthing

Bella Swan(Bella Swan) has logged in.
Koneko-neechan(Koneko-neechan) has logged out.
Rukia's Sex Slave(Dark_angel_of_love) has logged out.
Magma has booted Rukia's sex slave number two.
Rukia's last and best sex slave(Dumb_Zombies) has logged out.
Rukia's sex slave number two(9876543210) has logged out.
Numa Numa(Viking Hockey45) has logged out.
Sasoma(Gegeta) has logged out.
Magma shouts: o_O
Anon shouts: Fatality!

{ Zombie Attourney at Law }Poison-kun ribidydoos: Let have sex.
Axel Steel says: ima guy
{ Zombie Attourney at Law }Poison-kun ribidydoos: *I put my penis in your vagina
Axel Steel says: IMA GUY.
{ Zombie Attourney at Law }Poison-kun ribidydoos: *It feels good.
{ Zombie Attourney at Law }Poison-kun ribidydoos: *it's tight
Axel Steel says: IMA GUY!!!!!
{ Zombie Attourney at Law }Poison-kun ribidydoos: *I blow my load almost instantly
Axel Steel says: IMA GUY Y!!!?!
{ Zombie Attourney at Law }Poison-kun ribidydoos: *I roll over over and turn on the TV and say your welcome
{ Zombie Attourney at Law }Poison-kun ribidydoos: *You don't have to worry about getting pregnant because I'm sterile.
Axel Steel says: ...
Axel Steel says: fuck you
{ Zombie Attourney at Law }Poison-kun ribidydoos: *I light a cigarette and turn to animal planet.
{ Zombie Attourney at Law }Poison-kun ribidydoos: Make me a sammich honey.
Axel Steel says: ..
Axel Steel says: IMA GUYYY
{ Zombie Attourney at Law }Poison-kun ribidydoos: *I slap your ass as you leave
{ Zombie Attourney at Law }Poison-kun ribidydoos: With mustard.
{ Zombie Attourney at Law }Poison-kun ribidydoos: And plenty of turkey.

Artorius: ya'know
Artorius: meep has never admitted to being attracted to females at all
Artorius: nor being in possesion of any pornographic material
(Nerd)Meep says: 'Cause I <3 every1
(Nerd)Meep says: I've got penguin magazines
(Nerd)Meep says: >_>

Kyle says: There we go, now one of you.. Please tell me which is the correct scenario to use a ;
Tom says: =|
Poison says: Alright.
Poison says: Set the stage:
Poison says: The room is dark, lit only by a candle.
Poison says: She starts taking off her shirt.
Kyle says: OMFG
Kyle says: KEEP GOING
Poison says: Now, USE YOUR SEMI-COLON!
Tom says: ;
Poison says: She'll love it.
Tom says: ;;;
Kyle says: ; I whipped out old sparky
*Poison orgasms*
Kyle says: and began a forward and backword motion with my hand
Kyle says: within about 14 minutes her face was soaked in a sticky type fluid

(my dad could beat your dad)Artorius: how does one make a one sided dice
Riley says: You can be square..
Riley says: and roll dice.
(my dad could beat your dad)Artorius: if it only has one side
(my dad could beat your dad)Artorius: how do you see it when its face down <_<
(my dad could beat your dad)Artorius: it has no physical other side
Riley says: It's like..
Riley says: a piece of paper.
Riley says: With a blank other side. XD
(my dad could beat your dad)Artorius: paper has two sides
(my dad could beat your dad)Artorius: ah
(my dad could beat your dad)Artorius: but what happens if you land on that other side
Akio Shinto says: The world would parish?
Riley says: The planet shall explode.
Riley says: *Flips paper over.*
Riley says: LOOKIE THAT- *BOOM.*
Riley says: xD
Akio Shinto says: xD
(my dad could beat your dad)Artorius: rolls 1 1-sided die, for a result of zer-......

Zane says softly: for making no sense i proclaim you a failure
Omega says: yes!!!....thats good rite?

Racer Euphoric grooves: I just got a 20 yr old girl pregnant
Racer Euphoric grooves: I've never gotten an 8 yr old boy pregnant
Racer Euphoric grooves: I've tried

Moon shouts: Can you hear me?
General Guy shouts: No.
General Guy shouts: Of course i can't, you're typing in text, what kind of stupid question is that >[

Ichigo Kurosaki shouts: thats right run away i got better things to do then chase ur slow ass
SuperS shouts: back off loser
Poison-kun shouts: INTERNET FIGHT!
Ichigo Kurosaki shouts: gay insult idiot
*Poison-kun eats popcorn*
Espada number 1 Axel Toshiro shouts: ur not worth arguing eith
SuperS shouts: u wanna fight me again huh ya idiot
Poison-kun shouts: OH, BUUUUURN.
Espada number 1 Axel Toshiro shouts: alright bring it fat ass wanna be
Discolored Zero shouts: OH HE GOT YOU GOOD BITCH
Poison-kun shouts: DIS IS SUM CRAZY SHIT.
Poison-kun shouts: IT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN.
SuperS shouts: motha fucker wanna be
Discolored Zero shouts: OH OH
SuperS shouts: lalalalalalalalala im not listining
Poison-kun shouts: KNOCK OUT!
Discolored Zero shouts: FATALITY
Poison-kun shouts: SuperS wins the internet fight!

Cheerios shouts: I GOT ONE
Cheerios shouts: got a newb xD
UltimateYoshiMaster shouts: What did you do to it?
UltimateYoshiMaster shouts: gonna keep it as a pet?
Cheerios shouts: yeh
Cheerios shouts: xD
Cheerios shouts: feed it now and then

Artorius: http://www.freerice.com/index.php
Shira-kun: lol im gona giv ric
Artorius: ive given 220 apparently
Shira-kun: Greedy bastards relying on our intelligence to feed people.
Shira-kun: No wonder they're starving.

Artorius shouts: HADUOKEN!
Supar Zero shouts: SHOYRUEKEN
Loki shouts: CAKEYOUDEN!
Artorius shouts: HYPER BEAM!
Loki shouts: FLUFFY MISSILE!
Sentaro The Shadow Knight shouts: Kanye West

*(NuclearWinter) Iced Out Akio sexes Boltius.*
Boltius shouts: ?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!
(NuclearWinter) Iced Out Akio shouts: Gtfo.
Boltius(Boltius) has logged out.

*Sexykitty* shouts: this is wat???????
Dessy shouts: SPARTAAA
(NuclearWinter) Iced Out Akio shouts: SPARRRRRRTAAAAA

A dirty old pedophile has married a small asian boy!
Racer Euphoric shouts: And that! Ladies and Gents
Racer Euphoric shouts: Is how you Roleplay!

{age 5} Kagigi says: Im fun and cheap XD
Red :: Sounds like a prostitue o.o

Erik Haruno shouts: naruto iz mor realalistic then dbz
{Mein Fuhrer}Hitler-kun shouts: Oh yeah, Flying 12 year old fox demons.
Shiki shouts: naruto is a bunch of teenage ninjas shouting rasengan
{Mein Fuhrer}Hitler-kun shouts: Real realistic.

*Poison posts a picture of a man penetrating a raw, uncooked chicken*
Shiki says: eww
Shiki says: who would fuck a chicken..
Shiki says: execpt poison
Hey kids it's)Akio slowly types: Sheep are better <_<;

Artorius: fuck the birds at night scare the shit out of me
Shira-kun: You mean bats?
Artorius: no the nocternal birds
Shira-kun: Owls?
Artorius: bats i dont give a fuck about
Artorius: they are relativly quit
Artorius: err..
Artorius: maybe
Artorius: i dunno
Shira-kun: Bats'll suck your blood out.
Artorius: ....
Artorius: <_<
Shira-kun: Owls'll go "Hooooooo.. Hoooooo".
Artorius: well this one went
Artorius: EEEYEGH EEEEEYEGH
Shira-kun: They have dragons in Australia?

Speedy: wtf lag!!

Marluxia #XI shouts: man this game sucks fucking balls play a real game like runescape

Super Saiyan X: ...Tibbeh, I hate joo.
Tiberath: Why? What did I do to you?
Tiberath: To the better part of my knowledge, you haven't been on my "to destroy" list. <.<
Super Saiyan X: Well...It all started 2 years ago...
Super Saiyan X: when I was trained by arthosa. <_<
Tiberath: Monster!
Tiberath: *hisses*

Savaril says: sniff
Savaril says: WHY DO YOU GO AFK WHEN WE'RE MAKING LOVE?
(Bio-boosted?!)Tsuna is back from AFK.
(Bio-boosted?!)Tsuna says: Self explanatory.

(Savaril)Agito shouts: IM TIRED OF THESE FUCKING NOOBS, ON THIS FUCKING SERVER.
Gogeta1023 shouts: good get the fuck out

Kat says: (i'll be partehing in the pool at my Palace =3)
Poison the HACKER ON STEROIDS shouts: I'll be in the bushes with a camera waiting for you take your top off.
Artorius the LEGION OF ANONYMOUS shouts: ill be in the rapidly shaking bush, dont look in it

Poison says: *inserts penis into artorius*
*Artorius ip bans poison from my asshole*

Artorius says: the next person who logs is
Artorius says: say you want to stick your cock in their mouth
Tsuna says: k
Tsuna's Mother(KittyKatLindy) has logged in.
Tsuna says: Hi
Artorius says: go on
Tsuna says: lolx
Whisper from Tsuna: next person <_<
Whisper to Tsuna: XD

Ryoku spiddledees: (Shut the hell up, Arti, use OOC.)
Artorius: (so you want me to add brackets everytime i say something?)
Artorius: (having to add brackets everytime is fucking lame >_>)
Kage macht frei: ((Then leave.))
Zero says: (they're paranthesis)
Artorius: (they are lame)
Artorius: (makes me think im whispering in a movie theatre)
Zero says: (they are chariacters of the english language)
Artorius: (snape kills dumbledore i heard)
Artorius: (the wife is the real killer)
Ryoku spiddledees: (Arti, if you don't like them, either stop talking, or leave. It's that simple.)
Artorius: (i seriously feel like im whispering in a movie theatre or in like a chess championship)
Kat says: (want me to go into the living room and chat with you =.='?)
Artorius: ( i dunno >_>)
Artorius: (i kinda think its funny that i feel like im whispering at a chess tournament)
Artorius: (king to b4)
Suijin no Seikyu calmly says: (Knight to z12)
Artorius: (me to your mum)
Suijin no Seikyu calmly says: (Damn... I always loose to that one..)
Artorius: (checkmate)

Savaril says: So then the whores like 'Hey you cant put that there!'
Savaril says: And im like 'Its mine, I can put it where I want to''
Savaril says: So shes all 'YOU HAVE TO ASK FIRST.'
Savaril says: So I was getting mad and I said 'MOM. MY POSTER. MY WALL. I DECIDE WHERE TO PUT IT.'

Apophis shouts: I need buttsecks.
unkwon shouts: wtf r those

Savaril shouts: >:D I just bought some awsome books on how to please your man
Xkid shouts: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ROFL U HOMO
Zero shouts: <.<.....
Savaril shouts: damnit, how to please your woman*
Zero shouts: xD
Savaril shouts: Oh fuck you guys

Mobius says: I think it's silly to make computers that play board and card games
Mobius says: The array of things any one human can do in play isn't just limited to what's described in the game
Mobius says: If I was playing a chess robot, I could, if I wanted to, light all the pieces on fire for my turn
Mobius says: What's the computer's response to that?

Rip Van Winkle says: Say "win" 6 times fast
Rip Van Winkle says: Damn
Ponic(Tranhc) has logged in.
Rip Van Winkle says: No
Mirage(Ghost_000) has logged out.
Ponic says: loged out for a reason
Rip Van Winkle says: You have to say Win first
Kyle says: I look awesome :D
Rip Van Winkle says: Do so to see if you can =o
Ponic says: How you get couler names
Rip Van Winkle says: Do what I said and I'll tell you
Ponic says: Win
Rip Van Winkle says: Its easy oo
Rip Van Winkle says: win really fast 6 times
Ponic says: win
Rip Van Winkle says: win
Ponic says: winw
Rip Van Winkle says: win
Ponic says: win
Rip Van Winkle says: like that
Ponic says: win
Ponic says: w
Ponic says: win
SPAM SENTINEL: Ponic(Tranhc) has been auto-muted for text spamming.
Rip Van Winkle says: QUICk
Rip Van Winkle says: now click iu:hirikiri to get rid of mute
Ponic(Tranhc) has logged out.
Kyle says: lmao
Rip Van Winkle says: I win

(Insane) Oni-Toki shouts: Someone built a cocaine bag here.
Shinigami Taicho Mobiusu shouts: Alright, we'll draw straws to figure out who gets to clean it up.

Tiberath: If the FBI can take a damaged Floppy Disc and reassemble it to get data off it
Tiberath: I'm sure they can put a woman back together.
Tiberath: After all, how complex can women be?
Tiberath: ... statement retracted.

FuZzY DiCe says: I see no Diceicles.
Drax Telamon says: look again

Snowfox: June-17th need to do HWNah.
Snowfox: TSR updated a bit though.
Underdog casts: O.o
Underdog casts: Whah?
Snowfox: ..
Snowfox: Ignore that.
Snowfox: That was a reminder to myself
Snowfox: Lmfao.
Mephiles The Dark(Xaru) has logged out.
Underdog casts: I bet it's some kind of code.
Underdog casts: "I am gay. Please love me."
Underdog casts: <_<
Snowfox: ..
Snowfox: Uh.
Snowfox: I'm out of the closet.
Snowfox: *squeezes your tooshie*
Underdog casts: Sorry, I couldn't come up with a funnier response.
Underdog casts: -
Snowfox: <_<
Underdog casts: Oh yeah. <_<
Underdog casts: >_>

Frost says: I liked Streets of LA, just for the fact that it was actually Los Angeles.
Frost says: My friend Karl drove to his heroin dealer's house in that game.

Meep says: Blargh
Meep says: One of my sisters' friends broke my G string
Snowfox: <___<
Artorius: ...
Artorius: broke YOUR g-string?
Meep says: On the guitar
Artorius: oh

Tiberath says: I'm going on two days and no progress so far =P
Mobius says: You have the programmer equivalent of ADHD
Mobius says: You get all hyper about a project, broadcast it everywhere, gather ideas from BYOND bigwigs... and do little to nothing with it >_>
Tiberath says: rofl
Tiberath says: I learn what people want?
Tiberath says: I'm a walking bank of information ,.<
Mobius says: "All right! I have a story, lots of ideas, plenty of people willing to help and scads of input! Time to get to work! *Sits down, sets fingers on home row* ... I'm bored D="
Tiberath says: I totally don't use the home row.
Mobius says: And that's the only part that is denied >.>

Artorius: lol badly scripted porns make me laugh
Artorius: i saw one once right
Artorius: "dad can i borrow some money"
Artorius: "what happend to that 20 dollars i gave you"
Artorius: "spent it"
Artorius: "well you cant have anymore"
Artorius: "aww but *Starts to strip*"
Artorius: "what are you doing...what..why"
Artorius: etc.
lolicon dungeon masters: rofl wtf.
Artorius: i know
Artorius: the way i figure it right
Artorius: theres three ways things can go
Artorius: "dad can i have some money"
Artorius: outcome A: yes
Artorius: outcome B: no
Artorius: outcome C: Badly scripted B grade porn

{Substitue Grim Reaper}Soul Taker Naruba shouts: we need a map pwipe

Savaril says: :|.. Well the wierdest thing I've ever said during sex is 'SATAN, GUIDE MY COCK!'

Abhishake: Why don't you start your designs in IE then?
Tiberath: Because I hate it.
Tiberath: Fox is my default browser/
Abhishake: Just remember what you used to get Firefox =P
Tiberath: Netscape?
Abhishake: <_<
Tiberath: Owned >.>
Abhishake: :(

Yoh shouts: i am not retard liek uj r

{MR. PINK}Poison-kun ribidydoos: My bum is sore.
Darkspine Sonic predetermines: >_O
Frost says softly: Meh, there went my good mood.