#425 -(0)+ -- submitted 16 Dec 2008
White Fang says: Mobius how do I take the chunin test???

#424 -(0)+ -- submitted 16 Dec 2008
A guy was told he needs to moonwalk to get up Mod spot
Eviler shouts: try the moonwalk macro. mine is set on alt + F4
Eviler says: :)
Eviler says: I doubt anyone still falls for that
RybekPOL (RybekPOL) has logged out.
Eviler says: or not :D

#423 -(0)+ -- submitted 6 Dec 2008
{Artys Sex Master} Riku (Riku 123q) has logged in.

#422 -(0)+ -- submitted 27 Nov 2008
Red says: I love Jsan more then I love my rice
Tsumaranai Raion Evalon Mobiusu rawr: Damn
Tsumaranai Raion Evalon Mobiusu rawr: That's a lot of <3 Red

#421 -(0)+ -- submitted 9 Nov 2008
-Memory Eater- Zro shouts: Okay heres how it goes down, if Zvu has female parts you can have it snow, if Zvu has man parts I get to have it :D
Xiuthod Vcuhoed shouts: What if Zvu had both?
-Memory Eater- Zro shouts: Then we share.
Hawkeye Pierce shouts: No i get it

#420 -(0)+ -- submitted 5 Nov 2008
Okkanai, Akushitsu Raion Evalon Mobiusu rawr: dum cooban
Okkanai, Akushitsu Raion Evalon Mobiusu rawr: yo parents caem here on banana boat
Snowfox says: Plane.
Snowfox says: >_>
Okkanai, Akushitsu Raion Evalon Mobiusu rawr: banana plane loool
Snowfox says: I sometimes think your place has a gas leak.
Snowfox says: ):

#419 -(+1)+ -- submitted 3 Nov 2008
Artorius: K so here it is
Artorius: Felyne - 3
Artorius: Melynx - 30
Artorius: Vespoid - 367
Artorius: 25 kelbis, 59 mosswines, 21 aptonoth's, 20 apceros's, 285 giaprey, 15 giadrome, 286 velociprey, 12 velocidrome
Omoikiru: And a partridge in a pear tree

#418 -(0)+ -- submitted 2 Nov 2008
(OVERDRIVE)Elohthalo Riddm 1(())1: Will Zero get a girl pregant?
(OVERDRIVE)Elohthalo Riddm consults the omniscient eightball, and its response is: Yes.
Tiberath Mrowls: Will that girl rape him?
Tiberath consults the omniscient eightball, and its response is: Yes, definitely.

#417 -(0)+ -- submitted 2 Nov 2008
{Madman}Zero shouts: I don't want to play with Animal Fecees thank you :(
Prof. Gizwah shouts: I'll suck your dick. )=
{Madman}Zero shouts: You almost got me when you said you'd suck my cawk
(IUPD Deputy Commissioner)Jade Aisha shicomiks: A man willing to suck your dick to play with Animal Fecees....The internet has truely gotten worse.

#416 -(0)+ -- submitted 31 Oct 2008
Rosaiah says: how awesome would it be if for halloween, you go to someone's house and they give you a puppy instead of candy? =D
-Cutup- Zro say: Not awesome
Rosaiah says: D=
-Cutup- Zro say: Because Puppies don't taste as good as candy.

#415 -(+1)+ -- submitted 29 Oct 2008
Okkanai, Akushitsu Raion Evalon Mobiusu mew: I was here in 2002 before IU was even on the hub
Hawkeye Pierce: SO BEN
Hawkeye Pierce: WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST USERNAME?
Hawkeye Pierce: ??
(Mod)Ambient says: Enigmaster2002?
Hawkeye Pierce: Lolno
Hawkeye Pierce: <_<
Okkanai, Akushitsu Raion Evalon Mobiusu mew: There's one before that >.>
Hawkeye Pierce: Go on
Hawkeye Pierce: Tell us
(Mod)Ambient says: Captian James Tiberius Kitten?
Okkanai, Akushitsu Raion Evalon Mobiusu mew: And I'm not proud of it because the key was made for me >_>
Hawkeye Pierce: Lol no
Hawkeye Pierce: Tell us what it was Ben
Okkanai, Akushitsu Raion Evalon Mobiusu mew: people:dragonballz123
(Mod)Ambient says: roflmao
Hawkeye Pierce: XD
(IUPD Cadet)BLuE iiNkK: lol

#414 -(0)+ -- submitted 19 Oct 2008
Kat says: there is an old man, standing outside of my house, staring at my front garden o.o
Artorius says: Pedo
Poison says: He likes your bush
Artorius says: Oh fuck i hope he doesnt like the one i'm in
Poison says: If he does, we're both busted. D:
Kat says: o.o
Poison says: Btw, stop hitting me with your elbow
Artorius says: Wut
Artorius says: No fu
Artorius says: WHAt
Artorius says: GET OUT OF MY BSUGFUDJ
Artorius says: GET YOUR OWN I HOLLOWED THIS ONE OUT MYSELF
Poison says: FUCK YOU I'M NAKED I CAN'T MOVE
Artorius says: *runs from bush*
Poison says: Score.
Kat says: -waters bushes with garden hose-
Poison says: *runs from bush*
Artorius says: XD
Poison says: *hides behind Arti*
Artorius says: WTf
Artorius says: Get your own arti
Artorius says: *runs from arti*
Poison says: *throws Poizn at Arti and hides behind Arti*
Artorius says: *catches the poison and throws it to poison who is hiding behind arti and then hides behind arti*
Poison says: *dodges Poizn and ejaculates on all Artis*
Artorius says: BLARGH
Poison says: Didn't see that one coming, did you.
Artorius says: *hides in kat*
Poison says: *follows Arti in*
Kat says: o.o
Kat says: IN kat?
Artorius says: Yeah in
Artorius says: i teleported inside
Kat says: awkward?
Kat says: so this is what pregnancy feels like?
Artorius says: No this is what a paradox orgy feels like

#413 -(0)+ -- submitted 18 Oct 2008
Riku shouts: are the icons on here different for XP and vista
Snowfox shouts: ...
Snowfox shouts: That's got to be the dumbest thing ever said since 5 mins ago when Art talked.
(Angel of Death)Jade Aisha shouts: What, Fox?
Snowfox shouts: Diff icons for XP and vista
Snowfox shouts: Actually if you play on Vista IU is in 3D it's really cool.
Riku shouts: how u get vista IU
Snowfox shouts: Do you have Windows Vista?
Riku shouts: yes
Snowfox shouts: Hm. It should work. Right now I'm the 3D model of Niko Bellic from GTA4 lol win.
(Angel of Death)Jade Aisha shicomiks: Lmfao, Snow.
(Angel of Death)Jade Aisha shicomiks: Fucking with their heads.
Riku shouts: my icons arent 3-d theyr like a bad 2-d
Snowfox: It's fun.
Snowfox shouts: You can rip any 3D game and use those icons.
Riku shouts: i had an ichigo icon on XP on my other comp nd it came out super good just about 3-d
Riku shouts: and no its just a very bad 2-d
Snowfox shouts: You don't have a paypal?
Riku shouts: i cud get one
Snowfox shouts: Naw naw it's cool. Anyway, what I think you have to do.
Snowfox shouts: Is goto Start-Run then type "BYOND_3D_Vista_ENGAGE!".
(Angel of Death)Jade Aisha shicomiks: LMAO
Riku shouts: o.0
Snowfox shouts: It's an option to turn it on.
Riku shouts: where is it?
Snowfox shouts: Start-Then you should have "Run"
Riku shouts: ok
Riku shouts: windows cannot find blahblah blah

#412 -(0)+ -- submitted 17 Oct 2008
Hawkeye Pierce: For some reason i just made stupid faces at a baby
Hawkeye Pierce: <_<
(IUPD Loser)Shiraku: .. why
Hawkeye Pierce: And now the baby is looking at me as if i'm a fuckwit
(IUPD Loser)Shiraku: hes only five yards from a fuckwit
Hawkeye Pierce: She
Hawkeye Pierce: all my neices are female
Hawkeye Pierce: for some reason
(IUPD Loser)Shiraku: neices are usually female
(IUPD Loser)Shiraku: as in always
Hawkeye Pierce: Oh lulz

#411 -(0)+ -- submitted 14 Oct 2008
{Pengy}Artorius shouts: no u
{Mobius Evalon}Artorius shouts: dude tibby can i have temp plz
{Mobius Evalon}Artorius shouts: mobius made me a minuion and minioons get temp
{RyokiF}Artorius shouts: oh wait
{RyokiF}Artorius shouts: i have temp
Atrakinze shouts: >_>
{Pengy}Artorius shouts: <_<
Atrakinze shouts: that's alot of artorius temps.
{Mobius Evalon}Artorius shouts: lol im admin
{Pengy}Artorius shouts: no u
{Eon shiraku}Artorius shouts: no me
{Eon shiraku}Artorius shouts: lol
{Pengy}Artorius shouts: lol
{RyokiF}Artorius shouts: stfu
{Pengy}Artorius shouts: gtfo
{Mobius Evalon}Artorius shouts: no gtfo
{Eon shiraku}Artorius shouts: i cant
{RyokiF}Artorius shouts: no u
{Eon shiraku}Artorius shouts: NO U

#410 -(0)+ -- submitted 12 Oct 2008
Emo Joey shouts: stalker, i has been tell y dat u SUCK at wirte

#409 -(0)+ -- submitted 6 Oct 2008
(/-SS/-SS|//)Gatts says: what else
(/-SS/-SS|//)Gatts says: ngentot lu
(/-SS/-SS|//)Gatts says: puttana
(/-SS/-SS|//)Gatts says: Imi imishe Kuso
(/-SS/-SS|//)Gatts says: Yumago
(/-SS/-SS|//)Gatts says: isap telur
(/-SS/-SS|//)Gatts says: madar kharbeh
(/-SS/-SS|//)Gatts says: chupa-me a
(/-SS/-SS|//)Gatts says: poshol na khui
(/-SS/-SS|//)Gatts says: Govno yedno
(/-SS/-SS|//)Gatts says: Chingas tu madre
(/-SS/-SS|//)Gatts says: Anani sikerim
(/-SS/-SS|//)Gatts says: Putanginamo
(/-SS/-SS|//)Gatts says: dum mare may
Hawkeye Pierce: <_<
Hawkeye Pierce: hadouken
(/-SS/-SS|//)Gatts (B-Berserk-B) has logged out.

#408 -(0)+ -- submitted 6 Oct 2008
Artorius says: Shiras maaaaaaaawm
Alucard says: has got cancer goin' on
Alucard says: shes in the hospital and shes been there for so long
Artorius says: Wut
Alucard says: arty cant you see, this isn't the topic you want it to be
Artorius says: D:
Artorius says: Is she alright?
Alucard says: Not sure
Artorius says: =
Alucard says: If I was a doctor i'd know
Artorius says: <_<
Artorius says: Well damn
Artorius says: =
Alucard says: yuh
Artorius says: Nice lyrics though <_<'

#407 -(0)+ -- submitted 5 Oct 2008
White Fang shouts: who is a maper?
Mr.Map from Dora the Exporer shouts: I AM!
Sasuke_uchiha34 shouts: who is a maper
White Fang shouts: ok
Mr.Map from Dora the Exporer shouts: ME ME I AM A MAPPER
Sasuke_uchiha34 shouts: can you be maper
Mr.Map from Dora the Exporer shouts: yes.
Sasuke_uchiha34 shouts: what is your msn
Sasuke_uchiha34 shouts: mr. map
Mr.Map from Dora the Exporer shouts: Mr.map@doratheexplorer.com
Sasuke_uchiha34 shouts: hotmail
Sasuke_uchiha34 shouts: do you have
Mr.Map from Dora the Exporer shouts: Yes.
Sasuke_uchiha34 shouts: what is it
Mr.Map from Dora the Exporer shouts: Mr.mapfromdoratheexplorer@hotmail.com
{Sasuke_uchiha34}Sasuke_uchiha34 shouts: are you in it
Mr.Map from Dora the Exporer shouts: I'm in the bag!
Sasuke_uchiha34 shouts: mr, map
Mr.Map from Dora the Exporer shouts: Help me out! The little girl won't let me escape and uses me at her will!

#406 -(0)+ -- submitted 28 Sep 2008
Mini Borbon says: U DIE TODAY
Mini Borbon says: I BATTLE
Mini Borbon says: 13 HEALTH
(Tigrex slayer)Hawkeye Pierce: Falcon punch
(Tigrex slayer)Hawkeye Pierce: hadouken
Mini Borbon (Mini Borbon) has logged out.
(Tigrex slayer)Hawkeye Pierce: 13 health wasn't enough

#405 -(0)+ -- submitted 27 Sep 2008
Experiment 13 shouts: Sand, Noone wants to make an icon of a bloody flying kitchen appliance
Experiment 13 shouts: WITH ARMS
Experiment 13 shouts: I take that back
Experiment 13 shouts: Actually
Experiment 13 shouts: Only complete dumbasses and 5 year olds you want to create one of those
{Pwn Rangur}Zero shouts: :(

#404 -(0)+ -- submitted 27 Sep 2008
Jormungandr haets asator: Why the fuck am I never around to join in the arguments?
Jormungandr haets asator: I'd make him cry.
(PISS)DIRECT X: lee did that well enough
Jormungandr haets asator: I'd've done it better.
Jormungandr haets asator: Faster.
Jormungandr haets asator: Harder.
Jormungandr haets asator: A little to the left.
Jormungandr haets asator: THAT'S THE SPOT.
Jormungandr haets asator: OH FUCK YEEEESSSS
Jormungandr haets asator: I'M CUUUMMMING
Jormungandr haets asator: OH GOD YES
Jormungandr cums
Jormungandr on arti
(PISS)DIRECT X: You sicken me
(PISS)DIRECT X: So much

#403 -(0)+ -- submitted 25 Sep 2008
Haeseus is nice!!
{Nine-Tail Slayer}Zero shouts: Which being Nice is putting my penis in your mouth.
Haeseus IS NOT NICE

#402 -(0)+ -- submitted 25 Sep 2008
{Mod Speak}uzumaki naruto: WOT
{Mod Speak}Ichigo Kurusaki: stfu Naruto
{Mod Speak}uzumaki naruto: OMG SHUTUP IM GONNA B HOKAGE BELIEVE IT

#401 -(0)+ -- submitted 17 Sep 2008
{Chris72Ball}Chris72Ball shouts: any good rps going on??
{Whumbachumba}Degar shouts: Yeah, real life.
{Whumbachumba}Degar shouts: You get to play yourself in an ever changing world filled with crime, love, economic stress and reality.
{Chris72Ball}Chris72Ball shouts: om this game?

#400 -(0)+ -- submitted 15 Sep 2008
Kamardra shouts: Can i find the rules if i click rules?

#399 -(0)+ -- submitted 15 Sep 2008
Redemption101 shouts: WHY AM I MUTED??
Degar shouts: You aren't.
Redemption101 shouts: yes I AM AUTO_MUTED

#398 -(+1)+ -- submitted 14 Sep 2008
Savaril asdf: butts
Savaril asdf: butts
Savaril asdf: butts
Savaril asdf: YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY BUTTS AND GET MUTED AGAIN DIDNT YOU
Savaril asdf: HAHAHAHAHA
SENTINEL: Savaril (Savaril) has been auto-muted for exceeding the alotted spam score.

#397 -(-1)+ -- submitted 12 Sep 2008
Red's Nao says: Yay for letters starting with A

#396 -(0)+ -- submitted 8 Sep 2008
Artorius: I like the green..
MoLD: simon's revenge
Savaril asdf: that's not green
"..()Cat says: Fuck the green
Savaril asdf: it's shit brown
Phyre says: Forget batteries! Play your gameboy with Phyre!
Artorius: Just like the original gameboy
Artorius: <_<
Savaril asdf: the original gameboy had 4 colors
Savaril asdf: white, light grey, dark grey, and black
Savaril asdf: this has like
SENTINEL: Savaril (Savaril) has been auto-muted for exceeding the alotted spam score.
Artorius: This has what savaril?
Artorius: HUH?
Artorius: WHY ARENT YOU TELLING ME!
[Artorius: TELL ME SAVARIL
SENTINEL: Artorius (Artorius) has been auto-muted for exceeding the alotted spam score.

#395 -(0)+ -- submitted 6 Sep 2008
{inturnuthaet machin}Zero has manually banned "The Alphabet" from the server.
Omoikiru says: 0 5|-|7
Terryn shouts: ------ ----- -----!
(IUPD Lieutenant) Spike Zantren shouts: () // |_-
MoLaD: Fuck that.
MoLaD: You can't ban my letters.
MoLaD: They're immune.
{inturnuthaet machin}Zero has manually banned "Immunities" from the server.

#394 -(-1)+ -- submitted 3 Sep 2008
(DJ)Savaril shouts: Naruto.
(DJ)Savaril shouts: Hey, have a seat.
(DJ)Savaril shouts: Why don't you have a seat.
(DJ)Savaril shouts: I need you to have a seat.
Naruto_uzumaki1142 shouts: me
(DJ)Savaril shouts: You.
(DJ)Savaril shouts: Have a seat.
Naruto_uzumaki1142 shouts: why do i need a seat
(DJ)Savaril shouts: Just have a seat.
(DJ)Savaril shouts: Why don't you have a seat?
Naruto_uzumaki1142 shouts: no you need to come to me and have a seat
(DJ)Savaril shouts: No, have a seat. Right there just, have a seat.
(DJ)Savaril shouts: Mmk.
(DJ)Savaril shouts: So... Whatcha doin here?
Naruto_uzumaki1142 shouts: i have a voice in my head sayin i need to take a seat
Naruto_uzumaki1142 shouts: get outta my head
(DJ)Savaril shouts: Whatcha doin here, naruto?
Naruto_uzumaki1142 shouts: i dont know
(DJ)Savaril shouts: Hrmm, what did you bring in your bag?
(DJ)Savaril shouts: Can I have a look?
(DJ)Savaril shouts: So..
Naruto_uzumaki1142 shouts: NOOOOOOOOO
(DJ)Savaril shouts: Why, what's in it?
Naruto_uzumaki1142 shouts: Sry for yelling
(DJ)Savaril shouts: So.
Naruto_uzumaki1142 shouts: i cant tell you
(DJ)Savaril shouts: Are you aware the girl you came here to meet is only 13?
(DJ)Savaril shouts: hrmm?
Naruto_uzumaki1142 shouts: what
Naruto_uzumaki1142 shouts: your a freak
(DJ)Savaril shouts: Oh, you didn't know this?
(DJ)Savaril shouts: Hey, hey, hey, don't leave.
(DJ)Savaril shouts: Were you AWARE that she is only 13?
(DJ)Savaril shouts: Did you KNOW that what you are doing is illegal?
(DJ)Savaril shouts: Hrmm?
Naruto_uzumaki1142 shouts: what is this court i didnt want to meet any girls
(DJ)Savaril shouts: You forgot your bag.
(DJ)Savaril shouts: Hrmm.. why did you bring condoms?
Naruto_uzumaki1142 shouts: i dont wanan meet any girls
(DJ)Savaril shouts: Then why'd you come here tonight, Naruto?
Naruto_uzumaki1142 shouts: ok now you are freaking me ouy
Naruto_uzumaki1142 shouts: out
(DJ)Savaril shouts: Alright, you're free to go any time you want.
Naruto_uzumaki1142 shouts: *crys*
Police Force says: I was so ready to beat him down D=
(DJ)Savaril shouts: Little does he know, IUPD are waiting for him.
Jade camera shows Naruto getting ambushed by IUPD Deputy Chief Jade.
Police Force shouts: PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD!
Police Force shouts: PUT THEM UP!
Jade the camera shows Naruto being resistant, he is shot dead.
(DJ)Savaril shouts: I'm chris hansen.
Jade HE LIVES
(DJ)Savaril shouts: And this is NBC's dateline.
(DJ)Savaril shouts: We're doing a story on internet predators.
(DJ)Savaril shouts: ..And you're on national television.
Naruto_uzumaki1142 (Naruto_uzumaki1142) has logged out.
Jade suspect is shown to be shot and killed.
Naruto_uzumaki1142 (Naruto_uzumaki1142) has logged in.
Naruto_uzumaki1142 shouts: please dont hurt me i didnt do anything
Naruto_uzumaki1142 shouts: i aint a pedophile
Jade shouts: Don't lie. We all know you are.
Naruto_uzumaki1142 shouts: wahhhh
Naruto_uzumaki1142 shouts: no really im not

#393 -(0)+ -- submitted 1 Sep 2008
Degar conjectulatiums: Sploodge
"..()Cat says: Meh, Im used to it

#392 -(0)+ -- submitted 1 Sep 2008
..() Cat says: I leiks /b/
Red says: FUCK /b/
Red says: HADOUKEN
..() Cat (Cat330) has logged out.

#391 -(0)+ -- submitted 1 Sep 2008
Seto Kaiba throws napkins at Rdy and makes a getaway.
Rdy-kun counts: Napkins wtf?


#390 -(0)+ -- submitted 31 Aug 2008
Savaril asdf: Nao smells like butt.
{inturnuthaet machin}Zero say: No
{inturnuthaet machin}Zero say: Nao smells like Nao
{inturnuthaet machin}Zero say: not Butt
{inturnuthaet machin}Zero say: because NAO IS BORING
Red's Nao says: =,D
Red's Nao says: D,=*
{inturnuthaet machin}Zero say: Yeah
{inturnuthaet machin}Zero say: Thats called launching you in a false sense of security
{inturnuthaet machin}Zero say: That everything is going right
{inturnuthaet machin}Zero say: THATS WHEN I STAB YOU IN THE BACK WITH A PLASTIC FORK
Red's Nao says: Lol!
{inturnuthaet machin}Zero say: Sure you live
Red's Nao says: Why not a spork?
Red's Nao says: Nevermind
{inturnuthaet machin}Zero say: But can you really call that Living?
{inturnuthaet machin}Zero say: Sporks are had to come by
{inturnuthaet machin}Zero say: I wouldn't waste it


#389 -(0)+ -- submitted 29 Aug 2008
{Watchin yew Masturbate} Zero shouts: Masterbation is like Crack
{Watchin yew Masturbate} Zero shouts: You don't stop untill your dead
{Deaf Emo} Joey Kadera shouts: lol i argee...i stopped two month ago
{Watchin yew Masturbate} Zero shouts: then you're not agreeing with me

#388 -(0)+ -- submitted 29 Aug 2008
Degar conjectulatiums: Panties getting bunched up again?
Artorius: Nu
Degar conjectulatiums: Haha.
Degar conjectulatiums: Arty wears panties.

#387 -(0)+ -- submitted 26 Aug 2008
~Vaizard Leader Goten~ shouts: who made the soul eater icon???!???
{Werewolf King} ~Dense_Twilight~ shouts: The sword?
{Anarchial Ruler of IU}Zero shouts: Square Enix made it
~Vaizard Leader Goten~ shouts: o
~Vaizard Leader Goten~ shouts: is he on?

#386 -(0)+ -- submitted 20 Aug 2008
Dark Raichu(TheEvilOne) shouts: Sara wanna can i pay u to fuck me
{An-Hero}(NuclearWinter) Iced Out Akio shouts: >_>
Eviler has muted Dark Raichu(TheEvilOne) for 1 hour.
Eviler shouts: think it as a good thing, she might like men who LISTEN
Eviler shouts: and you'll be doing that alone for an hour

#385 -(0)+ -- submitted 24 Aug 2008
Rdy-kun counts: I found a mostly empty house.
Rdy-kun counts: HAHAHA.
martys shouts: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(CSO Leader)Conni-Kunai shouts: Nooo!
Tyhar38=Joker12! shouts: Y
Krow (The Left Nut) shouts: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
{Edd} Jade shouts: im in ur server, deletin' ur offline objectz
martys shouts: I HAD A CASTLE
{Edd} Jade says: OH SIT
Tyhar38=Joker12! shouts: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO u bastard
{Anarchial Ruler of IU}Zero say: That wasn't offline objects
{Edd} Jade says: SGUT
Rdy-kun counts: Uhm, Jade.
{Edd} Jade says: SHIT
Rdy-kun counts: SYSTEM: {Edd} Jade (Michael pol) has cleared the map.

#384 -(0)+ -- submitted 21 Aug 2008
{Parody}Zage whines: Pedo bear!
Chris Hansen catches a predator: Nice to meet you.
Chris Hansen catches a predator: Take a seat over there.
{Parody}Zage whines: run pedobear RUN!
Pedobear says: O shi
Chris Hansen catches a predator: Now, why are you here?
Pedobear says: I waz here just to hangs out
Chris Hansen catches a predator: You've got...condoms and beer with you.
Pedobear says: I was going to a party afterwards
Chris Hansen catches a predator: Why would you bring them with you to a child's place?
Chris Hansen catches a predator: You realize what you're doing is against the law, don't you?
Pedobear says: Am i going to go to Jail?
Chris Hansen catches a predator: Well that's not up to me.
Pedobear says: I don't feel confortable.
Pedobear heads towards door
Chris Hansen catches a predator: (Little does he know that the police are waiting outside)
Pedobear Makes a run for it only to be tackled to the ground
(IUPD Lieutenant) Spike Zantren busts your sorry ass: GET ON THE GROUND DIRTBAG
(IUPD Lieutenant) Spike Zantren busts your sorry ass: YOU'RE COMING WITH US
Pedobear says: I did it 4 the loli
(IUPD Lieutenant) Spike Zantren hauls Pedobear's ass to jail, never to raep loli agen.
Pedobear says: O nuuuu

#383 -(+1)+ -- submitted 20 Aug 2008
$$Naruto Uchiha$$ shouts: this idiot rat tail keeps trying to cyber with me
Artorius shouts: Who r rat tail
$$Naruto Uchiha$$ shouts: u dont wanna know
{Edd} Jade shouts: His Ex-Online GF.
Artorius shouts: Yes i do
$$Naruto Uchiha$$ shouts: i never dated her and i never will
Artorius shouts: This rat tail person sounds like lulz
Artorius shouts: She sounds desperate for textual intercourse in the Dictionary position

#382 -(0)+ -- submitted 20 Aug 2008
(sanwich)Duckmobile shouts: A is for butts
(sanwich)Duckmobile shouts: C is for butts
(sanwich)Duckmobile shouts: D is for butts
(sanwich)Duckmobile shouts: E is for butts
(sanwich)Duckmobile shouts: F is for butts
Meep shouts: Way to miss B
(sanwich)Duckmobile shouts: FUCK

#381 -(0)+ -- submitted 18 Aug 2008
(IUPD Detective)Shiraku shouts: The makeup sex was for the fight.
(IUPD Detective)Shiraku shouts: And now I'm going to poop on her chest, brb.
(IUPD Detective)Shiraku is now AFK.
Britt shouts: UR DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIRAKU

#380 -(0)+ -- submitted 15 Aug 2008
~The Seven Swordsmen Leader Goten~ Mumbles: ill give u liek 1000 swords to unmute him

#379 -(0)+ -- submitted 15 Aug 2008
{Hero}Huchiama shouts: byond://68.209.25.83:5000 byond://68.209.25.83:5000 byond://68.209.25.83:5000 byond://68.209.25.83:5000 byond://68.209.25.83:5000 byond://68.209.25.83:5000 byond://68.209.25.83:5000 byond://68.209.25.83:5000 byond://68.209.25.83:5000 byond://68.209.25.83:5000 byond://68.209.25.83:5000 byond://68.209.25.83:5000 byond://68.209.25.83:5000 byond://68.2
(IUPD Detective)Shiraku shouts: Hey, get the fuck out of IU.
(IUPD Detective)Shiraku shouts: K?
{Hero}Huchiama shouts: k
{Hero}Huchiama (Huchiama) has logged out.

#378 -(0)+ -- submitted 13 Aug 2008
{Audioless}Zero shouts: Goggeeta
{Audioless}Zero shouts: I'll trade u IUv97 source for nboltz
Goggeeta shouts: IUv97 whats that

#377 -(0)+ -- submitted 13 Aug 2008
MoLaD shouts: tel me wut colr my caep iz ninja faig
MoLaD shouts: am colr bliend
Haseo The Terror of Death shouts: It is "Quick, what color is my cape." type it right.
MoLaD shouts: no u
MoLaD shouts: u 4got teh kweschun mark

#376 -(0)+ -- submitted 13 Aug 2008
(Admin)Tiberath shouts: If I was greedy, I'd keep tricking people to open the donation page in the hopes one of them would actually donate something.
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