#606 -(0)
+ -- submitted 11 Aug 2011
(Junibantai-taichou)Kurotsuchi, Mayuri says: When you're playin' minecraft and you're in the mineshaft
(Junibantai-taichou)Kurotsuchi, Mayuri says: Do the creeper~
(Junibantai-taichou)Kurotsuchi, Mayuri says: Sssssssss~
|A Wild Venusaur!!| Por zzz: I'LL CREEP ALL OVER YOU JADE.
|A Wild Venusaur!!| Por zzz: IN YOUR LOCKERROOM.
|A Wild Venusaur!!| Por zzz: awwwye.
|A Wild Venusaur!!| Por zzz: I love that song. :I
Hank says: then throw it on the ground
Thor Odinson mjolnir: While jizzing in your pants.
Thor Odinson mjolnir: On a boat.
|A Wild Venusaur!!| Por zzz: with a dick in a box
Hank says: like a boss
Thor Odinson mjolnir: Cuz this is the story of Jack Sparrow.
#605 -(0)
+ -- submitted 8 Aug 2011
Artorius: I know my way around the male genitalia
#604 -(0)
+ -- submitted 8 Aug 2011
TheEpicFailGuy shouts: Incase you haven't noticed. Talkin' smack to Mods n Ops isn't the... "smartest" thing to do.
DJ Ryuuza shouts: Well, I don't attend to be smart.
#603 -(0)
+ -- submitted 5 Aug 2011
Artorius shouts: I don't believe you are a woman
Artorius shouts: Bare thine breasts or depart from my presence
.:~Mindy Kyuukaga Lunaria~:. shouts: my brother died so i inharrited his acocunt
#602 -(0)
+ -- submitted 29 Jul 2011
Meep: why wont the LHC hurry up and give useful results
[Kono unmei o fakku]Fran says: LHC?
Metal Man: large hadron collider
Artorius: Lets put a scientist in one end and a priest in the other
Artorius: and then collide them
Metal Man: the priest would win because he has more mass
#601 -(
+1)
+ -- submitted 24 Jul 2011
Mobius Evalon bronies: PICKLES ARE NOT A VALID IMAGE TYPE
#600 -(0)
+ -- submitted 16 Jul 2011
Jesse says: Guess what I finally got, and am in love with?
[Seinfeld]Luci (: A dildo?
XIV You watching masterbate Ceiling Zro say: a dildo
XIV You watching masterbate Ceiling Zro say: damnit luci
#599 -(0)
+ -- submitted 8 Jul 2011
{Jean_San}J-san has logged in after 21 hours, 31 minutes.
{Artorius}DTF Dave: you know what i hate the most?
{Artorius}DTF Dave: Hispanics
{Jean_San}J-san has logged out after less than a minute.
#598 -(0)
+ -- submitted 4 Jul 2011
(MY INSECTS)Arakune says: hai dessu gurl
(MY INSECTS)Arakune says: how u doin
Desu rawrs: hay shanni gurl fren
Desu rawrs: i'm gud how u duin
(MY INSECTS)Arakune says: gurl i just got my hair dones
Desu rawrs: osnp
Desu rawrs: hope u didnt get it done by dat wite trash down by 711
Desu rawrs: dat gurl mhhhmm dun kno wut she duin
(MY INSECTS)Arakune says: LOL
Desu rawrs: i paid her 20 bux to do my weave and gurl lemmie tell u
Desu rawrs: ima be stuck usin wigs for da next 10 months
#597 -(0)
+ -- submitted 4 Jul 2011
EvangelonEX Zetsumei says: note to self, don't buy special editions of games if you have no space for them
XIV ButtPD Zro Toaster say: note to self rape zet after he falls asleep
EvangelonEX Zetsumei says: wat why
XIV ButtPD Zro Toaster say: you'd rather I rape you while you're awake?
EvangelonEX Zetsumei says: i'm still concerned either way
#596 -(0)
+ -- submitted 29 Jun 2011
Black Man grumbles: http://www.byond.com/members/Chazdunn
Black Man grumbles: See? I'm clearly 14
i.c.uLuci: you are clearly a man in his mid 40
i.c.uLuci: 's acting like a 14 yr old
Sir Mobius of Evalon rar: we all know chaz is a 44 year old sex offender
Black Man grumbles: Yeah, that sounds about right.
#595 -(
+1)
+ -- submitted 26 Jun 2011
(WHA?)Mopar says: FUCK FRIEND ZONES
(WHA?)Mopar says: UGH
(WHA?)Mopar says: Sorry, had to get that one out there.
DTF Dave: <_<
(WHA?)Mopar says: There's this chick that I've been talking to a LOT lately.
(WHA?)Mopar says: And thought I was getting somewhere.
DTF Dave: 'you're a great friend'
(WHA?)Mopar says: Yup.
DTF Dave: Ugh
J-san: ;_;
(WHA?)Mopar says: Had to do the whole cuddle her while she drunkenly sobs to you thing last night, and then she busted out the "you're probably the greatest friend ever"
(WHA?)Mopar says: My cock went inward, and my balls fell off.
#594 -(0)
+ -- submitted 7 Jun 2011
Meep: am glowing
Republic of Yemen: or are you farting
XIV Absolute Diety Zro Mob say: no yur nawt
XIV Absolute Diety Zro Mob say: u 2 fat
Meep: o
Republic of Yemen: wat but zro
Republic of Yemen: azns cant be fat
XIV Absolute Diety Zro Mob say: frum d cheeseburgr u ate
Meep: my fart glowin
XIV Absolute Diety Zro Mob say: OH REALY ROY
XIV Absolute Diety Zro Mob say: googleimg:fat asians
Meep: roy y u so azn
XIV Absolute Diety Zro Mob say: oh lord my eyes
XIV Absolute Diety Zro Mob say: why god why
#593 -(0)
+ -- submitted 1 May 2011
XIV [Rape=yes] Zro say: Gohan is afraid of dicks in his ass?
Gohan: no
#592 -(0)
+ -- submitted 28 Apr 2011
XIV [Rape=yes] Zro shouts: They pounded you i nthe head.
Patster the Hauntom shouts: yes
XIV [Rape=yes] Zro shouts: how long did it take for them to come?
Patster the Hauntom shouts: Not that long.
#591 -(0)
+ -- submitted 26 Apr 2011
[_Insert_]Axel-kun says: I MASTURBATED TO E
[_Insert_]Axel-kun says: WTFFFF
#590 -(
-1)
+ -- submitted 26 Apr 2011
DCRflip shouts: I want a legal court case because you illegally arrested Axel
#589 -(0)
+ -- submitted 22 Apr 2011
{Gohan225}Vegeta shouts: SUCH A FUCKING RETART
#588 -(0)
+ -- submitted 21 Apr 2011
The Mischievous Haunter says: I only had one gf in my life and she was retarded...
#587 -(
+1)
+ -- submitted 19 Apr 2011
Wolf shouts: I'm an Iconner. This shouldn't be -too- difficult
(DeeJay)Jade shouts: I'm a Pixel Artist. I eat "Iconners" for breakfast.
XIV Pungent Flames Zro shouts: ^
Wolf shouts: I do pixel art too. So. Fail.
XIV Pungent Flames Zro shouts: . . .
XIV Pungent Flames Zro shouts: You're certainly digging yourself out of that hole!
(DeeJay)Jade pretexts: . . .
Wolf shouts: ...What hole O.o
Jade shouts: I am so dumbfounded by your stupidity that I am entirely fucking speechless.
XIV Pungent Flames Zro shouts: ^
Wolf shouts: I aim, to please =)
(DeeJay)Jade pretexts: . . .
(DeeJay)Jade pretexts: Is it illegal to murder retarded people?
Wise Old Lucifer says: They arn't real people, so no. *_*
#586 -(0)
+ -- submitted 9 Apr 2011
Michi shouts: Someone blew up the front portion of my 7eleven :(
XIV Zombie Lawyer Arsonist Zro say: I kind of want to say
(Pocket Monster #156)Magumarashi shouts: WHAT A SICK FUCK
XIV Zombie Lawyer Arsonist Zro say: it wasn't us
XIV Zombie Lawyer Arsonist Zro say: we were too busy having buttsecks
Grassu Kanon shouts: it was zvu
(Pocket Monster #156)Magumarashi eruption!: Good, we got a cover up.
Michi shouts: zvu how could you ;-;
(Pocket Monster #156)Magumarashi shouts: I didn't Zro was raping me. ;~;
XIV Zombie Lawyer Arsonist Zro shouts: it wasn't Zvu, Zvu was busy raping m-
#585 -(
+1)
+ -- submitted 8 Apr 2011
shakiru: my japanese girlfriend broke up with me today
shakiru: no problem theres plenty more in the sea
#584 -(
-1)
+ -- submitted 27 Mar 2011
E shouts: Roxy Victoria says - blind folds snowe, ties him down in doggy position, as a big black guy anal him for an hour straight
KirbyDude shouts: o_O
Fran: what the fuck lol
KirbyDude shouts: Stop your cybering kiddies
#583 -(
+1)
+ -- submitted 6 Feb 2011
Raion-sama: being drunk is hard to type
#582 -(0)
+ -- submitted 23 Nov 2010
Lunaris shouts: North America is ONE country lol
..::Harbinger of Doom::..Hellhound shouts: Idiot.
Lunaris shouts: Woops
Lunaris shouts: Hehehe, I forgot Mexico and Canada
#581 -(0)
+ -- submitted 11 Nov 2010
Rochelle Silverfang shouts: I seriously lol'd at the History Channel, some old guy said he pee'd on his gun during WW2 just to warm it up so he could kill Nazis with it.
Rochelle Silverfang shouts: I'm still lol'n at that.
(Al Bhed) Jade Aisha shouts: Well Ila...
(Al Bhed) Jade Aisha shouts: I guess that's certainly one way...
(Al Bhed) Jade Aisha shouts: -puts on sunglasses-
(Al Bhed) Jade Aisha shouts: To piss a Nazi off.
#580 -(
+1)
+ -- submitted 10 Oct 2010
[Xu'jiya]Leda 'Vadum shouts: And then when it is a big mushy pile inside your mouth, you swallow.
#579 -(0)
+ -- submitted 26 Sep 2010
Wiimoo28 shouts: can i have children in my house
Azure Rei shouts: are you cybering them
Wiimoo28 shouts: yes
Azure Rei shouts: then its ok
Wiimoo28 shouts: im only 10 ok i dont know that means
#578 -(0)
+ -- submitted 25 Sep 2010
An Annoying Opponent [AAO]: i can rape anything
#577 -(0)
+ -- submitted 23 Sep 2010
Racer Euphoric grooves: Wow, I fit in Hank quite well.
#576 -(
+1)
+ -- submitted 21 Sep 2010
Tiberath says: As was learning PHP and getting a completely clean email.
Mobius Evalon says: i get five spam emails an hour
Tiberath says: Pity five years later the email addresses are spammed to shit.
Mobius Evalon says: i miss that spam system we had
Tiberath says: Likewise
Tiberath says: I'm going to install it on the new server.
Tiberath says: Wouldn't have the foggiest how to do it on this one however
Tiberath says: I had to spam block my own email address. =(
Tiberath says: And you've tried to sell me cheap rolexes on more than one occasion.
Mobius Evalon says: i just happened to have some that fell off a truck
Tiberath says: rofl
#575 -(
+2)
+ -- submitted 17 Aug 2010
Overlord Zetta plays Pork to view.
StrawberryNinja noms: =|
StrawberryNinja noms: I can't eat pork.
| Hatsuki Clan | Kuro Hatsuki says: What about bacon?
(Moderator)Dakekinen sighs: ...
#574 -(
+2)
+ -- submitted 21 Aug 2010
{Mercenary} L'Arc Bright Lagoon shouts: i am dissapointment in you're grammer
#573 -(0)
+ -- submitted 6 Aug 2010
Mrs. Zerostrikesback: Maria Fox: who u talking to? itsn ot me cuzi m not a girl -_-
Maria Fox: taht was before
Maria Fox: and i was confused
#572 -(0)
+ -- submitted 29 Jul 2010
Xorbah says: Do you have a naked kid form?
#571 -(
+2)
+ -- submitted 27 Jul 2010
Coolman1250 says: it was a verb
Coolman1250 says: not a mob
"Sir Hanken the First" says: what
"Sir Hanken the First" says: shuddup
Coolman1250 says: BITCH I LOOK LIKE GOKU
#570 -(
+1)
+ -- submitted 24 Jul 2010
"Madam Gentlelady the Third" noms: i wonder if I have my macro from cc
"Madam Gentlelady the Third" shouts: I LIKE IT IN THE ASS
"Madam Gentlelady the Third" noms: ..
"Madam Gentlelady the Third" noms: <_<
#569 -(0)
+ -- submitted 19 Jul 2010
Huyang Shu shouts: I knew a guy there who NEVER WENT TO OSAKA CASTLE.
Huyang Shu shouts: He went to Kyoto, but not the castle.
Huyang Shu shouts: I'm all like WTF! it's like, right down the street. Kyoto is like twelve miles away.
Huyang Shu shouts: How can you NOT see it?
betterthaniconmasters Zero shouts: I thought going to a place and seeing it were two different things
Huyang Shu shouts: Not to me :D
Huyang Shu shouts: I never had enough Yen to get in.
betterthaniconmasters Zero shouts: So if I were to show you my butthole... you have to go there?
betterthaniconmasters Zero innuendos
Huyang Shu shouts: >.>
betterthaniconmasters Zero shouts: :D
Huyang Shu shouts: <.<'
Huyang Shu moves <-- THATAWAY
#568 -(0)
+ -- submitted 4 Jul 2010
Shakiru says: a man runs over his wife
Shakiru says: whos fault is it? the mans
Shakiru says: he shouldnt be driveing in the kitchen
#567 -(0)
+ -- submitted 2 Jul 2010
|A raging noob| Justin Beiber has logged in after less than a minute.
arkhe Rdy, Octipilus Felidae mewls: LEON.
|A raging noob| Justin Beiber sings: ??
arkhe Rdy, Octipilus Felidae mewls: You're a friendly guy, we're on friendly terms, ya?
arkhe Rdy, Octipilus Felidae mewls: Can you help me out with something?
|A raging noob| Justin Beiber sings: i guess so
|A raging noob| Justin Beiber sings: wat
Mobius Evalon is a fucking lion: >_>
Mobius Evalon is a fucking lion: SAY NO
arkhe Rdy, Octipilus Felidae mewls: I need a picture of you from behind, from the small of your back to your feet.
arkhe Rdy, Octipilus Felidae mewls: Oh, and you have to be naked.
|A raging noob| Justin Beiber sings: ....
arkhe Rdy, Octipilus Felidae mewls: It's for an art study I swear
|A raging noob| Justin Beiber has logged out after 1 minute.
arkhe Rdy, Octipilus Felidae mewls: =(
#566 -(0)
+ -- submitted 24 Jun 2010
Sikus, Lost Soul shouts: Its a RP arena, for Role Playing, not sex, where you rp fights, games, anything (Except sex, drugs, and the M rated crap) No drugs Sex Prositutes, ANything illeagall or complteye stupid i made it i make the rules
Sikus, Lost Soul shouts: there happy?
Raep Zro shouts: No M rated stuff, but what about XXX?
Sikus, Lost Soul shouts: ...
Sikus, Lost Soul shouts: not that either
Raep Zro shouts: R?
Sikus, Lost Soul shouts: no
Raep Zro shouts: AO?
Sikus, Lost Soul shouts: plz...its just for RPing
Raep Zro shouts: T?
Sikus, Lost Soul shouts: t and under
Raep Zro shouts: Q?
Sikus, Lost Soul shouts: im a high schooller for gods sake
Raep Zro shouts: X is under T on the alphabet
Sikus, Lost Soul shouts: GGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sikus, Lost Soul shots himself
#565 -(0)
+ -- submitted 18 Jun 2010
{umbreon}naomi shouts: does anybody have an army tank icon they could send me
Spnthefork shouts: i do but whats in it for me?
{umbreon}naomi shouts: i wont hunt you down and gut you like a fish in rl
Raion Mobiusu rar: rofl
Raion Mobiusu rar: wtf
Spnthefork shouts: thats not woth it
Spnthefork shouts: worth*
{umbreon}naomi shouts: what do ya want 4 it
[Oh Look, a Robot]Ryan shouts: ur mom
AbbiStrawberry Wolverine shouts: SOLD!
{umbreon}naomi shouts: shes dead
Blade t bags
[Oh Look, a Robot]Ryan shouts: I WANT MY MONEY BACK THEN
[Oh Look, a Robot]Ryan shouts: I DIDN'T PUT GOOD MONEY FOR A CORPSE
{umbreon}naomi shouts: no refunds!
#564 -(
+1)
+ -- submitted 18 Jun 2010
Shaki says: i went to go play in the playpin
Shaki says: you know im a big kid, im 17 years old and i like playing with the balls
Shaki says: i love balls
Shaki says: balls is amayzing
Shaki says: i got balls why cant i play with balls
#563 -(0)
+ -- submitted 18 Jun 2010
Tjc6591 shouts: What do yall do on this game
Tjc6591 shouts: Trade icons?
God shouts: Cybersex
Shiraku shouts: cybersex
#562 -(
+1)
+ -- submitted 17 Jun 2010
Colbor: whoa hold the fuck on
Colbor: i just realized where eggs come from
{Nekitsune} Rdyjin, the arkheMira mewls: Well it's not like you eat the shell.
Colbor: the old people at the daycare center GENETICALLY ENGINEER THEM
{Nekitsune} Rdyjin, the arkheMira mewls: Oh.
{Nekitsune} Rdyjin, the arkheMira mewls: wait whut
Colbor: they take dna from both pokemon and put them in an egg shell
{Nekitsune} Rdyjin, the arkheMira mewls: Genius.
TURNING THE KEY Zro aids: that actually makes alot more sense
Colbor: they are just bullshitting you when they say they dont know where it came from
TURNING THE KEY Zro aids: except if that were true
{Nekitsune} Rdyjin, the arkheMira mewls: It really does.
TURNING THE KEY Zro aids: why can't i have a MewLugiaEnteiRaikoRotomSlowpokeDigletPikachuMoltresZapdosArticunoRyufromstreetfighterCelebiMewtwo?
Colbor: because that'd just be mew
{Nekitsune} Rdyjin, the arkheMira mewls: ^
Colbor: mew contains the dna of all pokemon
{Nekitsune} Rdyjin, the arkheMira mewls: And Ryu from street fighter.
#561 -(0)
+ -- submitted 16 Jun 2010
Rocky the Mightyena shouts: Anyone want a pokemon as a pet?
TURNING THE KEY Zro shouts: Can I have it as a meal?
Rocky the Mightyena shouts: no
TURNING THE KEY Zro shouts: How about a Cock warmer?
Rocky the Mightyena shouts: Hell no!
TURNING THE KEY Zro shouts: But my Roosters get very cold at night :(
#560 -(0)
+ -- submitted 16 Jun 2010
Mobi: Socks
Zro: Smell
Inushi: Like
Oro:Epiphany
Zro: you fucked it up Oro!
Oro: Oh sorry, it's funny because your sentence worked. :D
Mobi: Don't make me pull over this thread and come back there.
#559 -(0)
+ -- submitted 16 Jun 2010
(Lol prefix) Ouroboros self-consumes: Zro
(Lol prefix) Ouroboros self-consumes: Let's maek babies.
(Lol prefix) Ouroboros is now AFK.
TURNING THE KEY Zro aids: okay
TURNING THE KEY Zro is now AFK.
TURNING THE KEY Zro is back from AFK after 1 minute.
TURNING THE KEY Zro aids: I am makin babies
TURNING THE KEY Zro aids: shhh
TURNING THE KEY Zro is now AFK.
(Lol prefix) Ouroboros is back from AFK after 1 minute.
(Lol prefix) Ouroboros self-consumes: srsly nigga we busy
Bladelon says: WITH WHO ORO
(Lol prefix) Ouroboros is now AFK.
Bladelon says: ORO IS A GIRL
TURNING THE KEY Zro is back from AFK after less than a minute.
TURNING THE KEY Zro aids: you can't make a baby with two penises silly blaed
TURNING THE KEY Zro is now AFK.
(Lol prefix) Ouroboros is back from AFK after less than a minute.
(Lol prefix) Ouroboros self-consumes: You can't?
TURNING THE KEY Zro is back from AFK after less than a minute.
TURNING THE KEY Zro aids: No
Bladelon says: no you need a female gamet and male gamet
(Lol prefix) Ouroboros self-consumes: o_O
TURNING THE KEY Zro aids: I was going to tape the torso of a bear onto the legs of a goat
TURNING THE KEY Zro aids: and give it chainsaw arms
(Lol prefix) Ouroboros self-consumes: I was never informed of this.
TURNING THE KEY Zro aids: then use your life force to give it life
(Lol prefix) Ouroboros self-consumes: Oh
(Lol prefix) Ouroboros self-consumes: Ok
(Lol prefix) Ouroboros is now AFK.
TURNING THE KEY Zro is now AFK.
#558 -(
+1)
+ -- submitted 9 Jun 2010
*mssoc Hawk - says:
*and i am so white, people don't say "don't look directly into the sun", they say "don't look directly into the KD"
#557 -(
+2)
+ -- submitted 20 May 2010
White Mage: cjad
White Mage: tell me a bedtime story
(Admin)Tiberath Mrowls: Once upon a time, there was a shut the fuck up and go to sleep.
(Admin)Tiberath Mrowls: The end.
Myrasta.X says: lol
White Mage: i said chad not tib
White Mage: tibs stories are always too short and mean
(Admin)Tiberath Mrowls: <.<
White Mage: like a leprechaun