#457 +(0/0)+; submitted 27 Jun 2009
(Sticking it to the man)Next Boss: Nobodies gay for me, i'm not gay for anybody
(Sticking it to the man)Next Boss: four years of IU hasn't turned me gay
frkncul Zro say: ARE YOU TAKING PILLS OR SOMETHING?
(Sticking it to the man)Next Boss: I'm immune
frkncul Zro say: wut
(Sticking it to the man)Next Boss: Because i like women too much
frkncul Zro say: RT
frkncul Zro say: I HAVE TO KILL YOU
(Sticking it to the man)Next Boss: i have a severe case of gotaseeums
frkncul Zro say: PEOPLE COULD MAKE ANTIBODIES FRUM YUR BLOOD
(Sticking it to the man)Next Boss: MY BLOOD IS EVERYWHERE ALREADY ZRO
frkncul Zro say: WUT
(Sticking it to the man)Next Boss: JUDGEMENT DAY IS SOON
frkncul Zro say: YEW VAMPIRIC WHOR-
frkncul Zro say: OSHT
frkncul Zro say: to the basement
frkncul Zro is now AFK.
(Sticking it to the man)Next Boss: Wtf, thats where i keep my blood samples
(Sticking it to the man)Next Boss: gtfo of there
frkncul Zro is back from AFK after less than a minute.
frkncul Zro say: OMG RT I FOUND YUR BLOOD
(Sticking it to the man)Next Boss: NO YOU HAVENT
(Sticking it to the man)Next Boss: THERES MORE
(Sticking it to the man)Next Boss: <_<
(Sticking it to the man)Next Boss: >_>
frkncul Zro say: I SHALL UPROOT YUR SCHEME
(Sticking it to the man)Next Boss: K
(Sticking it to the man)Next Boss Cuts hand and bleeds on ZRO and RDY


#456 +(0/0)+; submitted 21 Jun 2009
(Tibbius) Mobius Evalon says: Hmmm
(Tibbius) Tiberath says: I'm going to install Windows on my D drive.
(Tibbius) Tiberath says: Copy my important files from my C drive onto my D drive.
(Tibbius) Tiberath says: Format my C drive.
(Tibbius) Tiberath says: Reinstall windows on my C drive
(Tibbius) Tiberath says: And copy the files back.
(Tibbius) Tiberath says: Then remove windows from my D drive.
(Tibbius) Tiberath says: I will not lose. <.<
(Tibbius) Mobius Evalon says: 7) ????
(Tibbius) Mobius Evalon says: 8) PROFIT
(Tibbius) Tiberath says: rofl


#455 +(0/0)+; submitted 18 Jun 2009
.:IUPD Officer:.(New world Penguin order)Aors Altorious Sobs: WHO knows WHAT BYOND stands for?
(Admin)Tiberath Mrowls: Build Your Own Naruto Dream, or something to that effect.


#454 +(0/0)+; submitted 16 Jun 2009
Randy Orton shouts: O.O I HAVE ALL UR SAVE FILES ALSO GUYS
Randy Orton shouts: I MA DELTE THEM!
Randy Orton shouts: AND REMOVE UR GM POWAS!
(Adeptus Ursus)Kage shouts: << There's really something special about noobs who're too stupid to understand what they're doing.


#453 +(0/0)+; submitted 14 Jun 2009
[06:27.06 PM]{Tiberath}(Admin)Tiberath Mrowls: I'm unemployed.
[06:27.14 PM]{Tiberath}(Admin)Tiberath Mrowls: But I have something you'll never have!
[06:27.24 PM]{Tiberath}(Admin)Tiberath Mrowls: An Australian Accent.
[06:27.24 PM]{Abba}Ghost says: An australian accent?
[06:27.28 PM]{Abba}Ghost says: XD
[06:27.38 PM]{Tiberath}(Admin)Tiberath Mrowls: Okay, you know me waaaaaaay too well.

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#452 +(0/0)+; submitted 12 Jun 2009
Next Boss: You know i don't care if its a dude or a fat chick on the other side
Next Boss: this shit is hot


#451 +(0/0)+; submitted 8 Jun 2009
BLuEboOk stutters: k
BLuEboOk stutters: Bye IU
BLuEboOk stutters: <3
Zro say: fuck you nigger
BLuEboOk stutters: BY THE WAY
BLuEboOk stutters: ZRO
Zro say: wat
BLuEboOk stutters: YOUR A FUCKING INSANE CRACKER THAT LOOKS LIKE HE HAS HERPES AROUNDHIS EYES
BLuEboOk stutters: AND DOESN'T KNOW WHAT A BRUSH IS
BLuEboOk stutters: GET A JOB
BLuEboOk stutters: YOU HIPPY
BLuEboOk (Bluebook) has logged out.
Zro say: GOOD JOB ZAGE
Zro say: YOU HAVE FINALLY BECOME THE MASTER


#450 +(0/0)+; submitted 6 Jun 2009
(iMystic) Aurelia of the Mystic Fairies could care less: OMG
(iMystic) Aurelia of the Mystic Fairies could care less: MY CAT HAS A HUGE ASS DICK
(iMystic) Aurelia of the Mystic Fairies could care less: OOPS
(iMystic) Aurelia of the Mystic Fairies could care less: I MEAN TICK*


#449 +(0/0)+; submitted 3 Jun 2009
Simply Jacob: SHIRA HE GOTS THE LOTION
Simply Jacob: WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO!?
Shiraku: FUCK
Shiraku: i mean we arent gonna fuck
Shiraku: im just expressing shock


#448 +(0/0)+; submitted 21 May 2009
Snowfox: Frost dated "her" and called/found out his paypal.
Snowfox: Old black dude
Evil_Shenlon says: rofl
Evil_Shenlon says: jace's dad
Snowfox: ROFL
{Murakami}Soul-Survivor murbles: LOL
Evil_Shenlon says: Goes on his laptop upstairs and hides
Snowfox: Jace went Furry.
Snowfox: And plays CC now.
Evil_Shenlon says: I would go furry too if my dad pretended to be a cat girl for 10 years


#447 +(0/0)+; submitted 20 May 2009
Artorius says: i think my heart aches
Artorius says: Am i in love?
Poison says: Cardiac arithmia, probably.
Poison says: or love.
Poison says: Same thing.


#446 +(1/0)+; submitted 10 May 2009
Evil_Shenlon says: What gender are you?
.:Sanbi host:. Amaro Daigajoshi Echos: male
Evil_Shenlon says: Wrong.
.:Sanbi host:. Amaro Daigajoshi Echos: .....


#445 +(1/0)+; submitted 9 May 2009
-Building Inspector-Armiris shouts: To become mod, you must recite 'I think I can I think I can' in 65 different languages.
.:Sanbi host:. Amaro Daigajoshi shouts: i think i can i think i can
- Building Inspector-Armiris shouts: 64 more languages to go.
.:Sanbi host:. Amaro Daigajoshi shouts: ma mõtlen et saan ma mõtlen et saan
-Building Inspector-Armiris shouts: 63.
.:Sanbi host:. Amaro Daigajoshi shouts: el pasa do queo el pasa do queo
-Building Inspector-Armiris shouts: 62.
.:Sanbi host:. Amaro Daigajoshi shouts: Di pelmo de demolmo di pelmo de demolmo
-Building Inspector-Armiris shouts: 61.


#444 +(0/0)+; submitted 7 May 2009
{Zerostrikesback}INSERT TAG HERE Zro shouts: Wheres your fire escape? Or your tube that leads to the batcave?
{Zerostrikesback}INSERT TAG HERE Zro shouts: These are some serious building violations!
{Armiris}-Building Inspector-Armiris shouts: Why would Naruto need a bat cave
{Armiris}-Building Inspector-Armiris shouts: He has a fox cave
{Zerostrikesback}INSERT TAG HERE Zro shouts: I don't make the rules, I just look for them being broken


#443 +(0/0)+; submitted 22 Apr 2009
SYSTEM: Akatsuki Dake has updated Johnspider5's reprimand status.
(You'll shit Bricks) Bridget ponders upon: John..
(You'll shit Bricks) Bridget ponders upon: You have angered us.
Akatsuki Dake ninjers: hell hath no fury like a half-woman scorned


#442 +(0/0)+; submitted 22 Apr 2009
Mr.Flippers says: shut up eightball!!!
(sleepy panda) Red consults the omniscient eightball, and its response is: No.


#441 +(0/0)+; submitted 14 Apr 2009
''Lol etch-a-sketch''Hawkeye Pierce: You kno what we need?
''Lol etch-a-sketch''Hawkeye Pierce: A game where you do nothing but awesome shit
''Lol etch-a-sketch''Hawkeye Pierce: TAKE THIS SHOTGUN IT STARTS THE CAR THAT DOES THE JUMP OFF A RAMP INTO A PIT OF DEADLY SHARKS THAT YOU CAN RIDE UNDERWATER TO THE LOST CITY OF ATLANTIS TO SAVE THE PRINCESS AND GET LAID BUT OH NO SOMEONE STOLE HER VAGINA SET OFF INTOT THE DESERT TO FIND IT WITH YOUR TRUSTY T-REX FRIEND


#440 +(0/0)+; submitted 6 Apr 2009
(Hypno-Highlander Bear) Herr Doktor Loki shouts: You can also type Candlejack to ask him for Rare Candies
(IU's Janitorial Staff)Akatsuki Dake shouts: Sssh, don't tell them about the hidden merchant
(Hypno-Highlander Bear) Herr Doktor Loki shouts: Hush Kathy
Hanzi Takahashi shouts: Loki, what does typing Candle Jack d


#439 +(0/0)+; submitted 3 Apr 2009
"Shinigami" Zro say: God damnit
"Shinigami" Zro say: I need to start locking my computer again
Drax Telamon says: Indeed.
"Shinigami" Zro say: Someones been looking up Japanese Girls
Drax Telamon says: sure. Not you at all.
"Shinigami" Zro say: I'm Gay
Drax Telamon says: Sure.
Drax Telamon says: Everyone has a closet they come out of.


#438 +(0/1)+; submitted 30 Mar 2009
Mean Kitty shouts: who the fuck is fucking my club


#437 +(0/0)+; submitted 30 Mar 2009
{Eviler}Eviler laughs: pika pika?
{Armiris}{Lemony Fresh}Armiris says: Chu.
{Eviler}Eviler laughs: gesundheit


#436 +(0/0)+; submitted 5 Feb 2009
the incredible WereHulk: Shiraku falls into a pit with 5 sleeping lions
the incredible WereHulk: What do you do
(L)Ryuzaki: whip my dick out and bash their skulls in with it
(L)Ryuzaki: all at once
the incredible WereHulk: The lions wake up before shiraku can whip his dick out and maul him
the incredible WereHulk: Game over
the incredible WereHulk: Retry?
(L)Ryuzaki: bitch i can whip my dick out faster than anyone
the incredible WereHulk: Shiraku has died
the incredible WereHulk: Never question the DM
(L)Ryuzaki: i am the dm
the incredible WereHulk: Shiraku has died
(L)Ryuzaki: SHUTUP
(L)Ryuzaki: ARRGH
the incredible WereHulk: retry?
(L)Ryuzaki: no
(L)Ryuzaki: im playing cave story i hate you
the incredible WereHulk: Shiraku has chosen not to retry
the incredible WereHulk: Game
the incredible WereHulk: Over
the incredible WereHulk: Dani has woken up in a large room with silk sheets, its not familiar there is a hot breakfast on the nightstand waiting for you.
the incredible WereHulk: What do you do
(L)Ryuzaki: why did i get fucking lions in a pit and she gets breakfast in bed
the incredible WereHulk: Shiraku has died


#435 +(0/0)+; submitted 29 Jan 2009
~GooshGoosh~Mr.X says: THERES MORE TO FLIPPING A PATTY THAN YOU THINK
~GooshGoosh~Mr.X says: it requires skill.
~GooshGoosh~Mr.X says: Physique.
~GooshGoosh~Mr.X says: Finesse.
(Ninja with Chainsaws)Dakekinen squeaks: GED


#434 +(0/0)+; submitted 18 Jan 2009
SYSTEM: Mobius Evalon has demoted Asian Nao to player.
SYSTEM: Mobius Evalon has demoted Rosaiah to player.
SYSTEM: Mobius Evalon has demoted Seaboz to player.
Seaboz says: i was demoted
(demolishuns pandu) Red says: dats racist
Seaboz says: ya mobi
Seaboz says: dats racist
(demolishuns pandu) Red says: NAACP gunna sue yew
Mobius Evalon mew: Whatcha talkin 'bout
Mobius Evalon mew: I demoted a woman and an asian too
Mobius Evalon mew: ...oh fuck.
Mobius Evalon hides


#433 +(0/0)+; submitted 16 Jan 2009
{Ditto} Bradx shouts: ahhhh im a GM for this naruto game but i forgot to bookmark it and now i can't find it!!!!!


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